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A version of this post was originally published in 2016.

It’s the final game of the season. The clock winds down. The whistle blows, the buzzer sounds, time runs out, and it’s over: one team wins it all. Along with the excitement and glory of finishing first, winning teams often receive a trophy to honor their achievement. For professional teams, the trophies are often beautiful works of art and quite valuable. Some have colorful histories every bit as exciting as the contests they honor.

Dirk Nowitzki posing with the O'Brien trophy.The Dallas Mavericks won the title in 2011.

Youth sports team members often receive individual trophies when their teams win a tournament or championship. But the trophies for professional sports are much too expensive for one to be made for each player (although some sports like baseball and football sometimes give each player a fancy ring to wear instead). Instead, one trophy is given to the entire team. The Larry O’Brien Trophy is given each year to the winner of the National Basketball Association series winner. Standing two feet tall and weighing sixteen pounds, the gold plated figure looks like a basketball about to fall into a net (or a fancy garbage can, if you're feeling less charitable toward basketball).  A new one is made for each year’s winning team. The NBA first awarded a team trophy in 1978. It was renamed for a former NBA commissioner in 1984.

Attractive, but looks rather fragile IMO. There should be bats. Wooden, not blood-sucking.

The Commissioner’s Trophy goes to the winner of baseball’s World Series. Like the O’Brien Trophy, a new trophy is made each year. Made of sterling silver but covered with a gold plating, the Commissioner’s Trophy features thirty flags representing each of the major league baseball teams. It is two feet tall and weighs about thirty pounds. The first Commissioner’s Trophy was given in 1967.

The Vince Lombardi Super Bowl Trophy is also made each year for the best professional football team. It is a sterling silver trophy about the same size as the basketball and baseball trophies. It features a full-size football perched atop a silver column.

It's been far too long since the Cowboys earned one of these *sniff*.The Lombardi Trophy is nice, but I'm all about the bling.

Some sports don’t make a new trophy each year. Instead, there is a single trophy. The winning team gets to keep the trophy for the year they are the champions. Soccer’s FIFA World Cup trophy is given to the winner of the World Cup competition. Like the Olympics, soccer’s World Cup is held every four years. Soccer has a rich history. Its original trophy was designed in 1930. Known as the Jules Rimet Cup, it was about 14 inches high. It featured a base made of blue stone, supporting a gold woman’s winged figure with a cup above her.

The FIFA World Cup Trophy aka the Rimet Cup

The Rimet Cup led an exciting life. During World War II as German troops marched across Europe, an Italian soccer federation official hid the trophy in a shoe box under his bed to keep it from falling into enemy hands. In 1966, the trophy disappeared while on display in England. It was later found buried near a tree, dug up by an enterprising dog named Pickles. The FIFA trophy disappeared again in 1983 while in the possession of the Brazil team. It was never found and is assumed to have been melted down by the thieves.  

When the original FIFA trophy disappeared, it was not the only soccer trophy in existence. After Brazil had won the World Cup for the third time in 1970, they won the right to keep the trophy forever. FIFA ordered a new trophy made for subsequent winners. The new trophy was called the FIFA World Cup Trophy and the trophy rules were changed at that time. The trophy was no longer given to the winning team. Instead, the original trophy stayed with FIFA and replicas were given to the winning teams. The 1974 design is about 14 inches tall, made of 18-carat gold with a green stone base. It features two figures standing with arms upraised, embracing the globe.  The trophy is engraved with the names of past winners.

Andrew Shaw enjoying the moment when the Chicago Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup in 2013, bloody face notwithstanding. Hockey players are tough.

Hockey’s trophy also has a colorful history. The hockey trophy is known as the Stanley Cup, named for Lord Stanley, Earl of Preston, one of the game’s early supporters. The first Stanley Cup was awarded in 1892. It was not designed by an artist or sculptor – Lord Stanely just went out and bought a silver cup for the princely sum of $50. It resembled the bowl-like piece atop today’s trophy. Winners’ names were simply scratched into the silver with a knife or a nail. The original cup is now on display at the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto.

From 1890-1930 thick silver bands were added to the base of the cup to accommodate more winners’ names. The trophy underwent some changes, but eventually came to its modern form in 1958. It is by far the largest of the major sports trophies, at three feet tall and about 35 pounds. The largest silver bands, or rings, that make up the base take thirteen years to fill with the names of the winners. Once a ring is filled, it is removed and sent to the Hall of Fame for safekeeping. It is replaced with a blank ring and the process begins again.  

The Stanley Cup is given to the winning team for the year they are champions. Each team member is allowed to take the trophy home for one day to share with friends and family. This has resulted in some interesting adventures for the cup while it is in private hands, including being drop-kicked onto the frozen Rideau Canal during a post-championship celebration in Ottawa.

Despite wars, thieves, and enthusiastic athletes, these trophies from the world of sports hold great meaning for the fans and players of the game. Hoisted aloft, glittering in the glare of camera flashes, they truly represent the fun and excitement of winning. That's all well and good, but in my next post which btw is just in time for the Super Bowl, I'll explain why they're really smiling by sharing with you the amount of money the players earn when their team becomes league champion.

Handy size comparison. FIFA trophy is not shown, but would be the smallest of the five.

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Some Broncos fan worked hard to carve that snow in the background

When I was a kid growing up in Dallas, Texas, there was a show on television called Bowling For Dollars. I rarely watched it as bowling was not super popular at my house. But somehow the name of the show stuck with me. I find it a handy metaphor for situations where people are trying to earn money, sports-related or otherwise. As time has passed, it has inadvertently circled back to a literal meaning when bowl season rolls around (see what I did there?).

When I watch a sporting event of any kind, my brain kicks into History Mode and I start thinking about its prehistoric precursors. Competition springs from our deepest survival instincts. We no longer have to run for our lives from saber-toothed tigers. But some of us still have incredible physical skills designed for survival. Technology has outrun evolution. The only hunting most of us do is digging through the sale bin at the local Piggly Wiggly. So instead of Usain Bolt chasing deer on foot, he chases world records. He runs fast for the same reason: to outrun whatever or whomever is chasing him. He probably still feels an incredible sense of relief and accomplishment when he succeeds. But today his prize is a paycheck. His prehistoric counterparts had to settle for not being eaten alive.

It's also human nature to want to watch.  We want to see feats of greatness. Some part of our dinosaur brain wants to see the train wrecks, too, bless our hearts. We want to see the outcome, the drama. Sports is a world-wide, multi-billion dollar industry built on the most basic of human instincts. And long ago, someone figured out people will pay to watch. The Greeks had their Olympics. The Romans had their gladiators. Aztecs had their wacky, tongue-twisting soccer/basketball hybrid, ullamaliztli. Medieval knights jousted. Men sailed and jumped and ran and wrestled and swam and fought. And, sporting short-sleeved shirts and crew cuts on a small, snowy black and white TV screen, they bowled.

The TVs have changed (thank goodness). Some of the haircuts have changed. The 'bowling' has changed. The paydays certainly have changed. But it still all boils down to the same thing: some people wanting to prove they're better than the other people. And we still like to watch them prove it.

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Charles is king of the pack. Anyone can tell that just by looking at him. His golden crown fits snugly atop his head. He wears a royal robe, brilliantly colored and elaborately designed. In his left hand he holds a mighty sword above his head. Though once vast, Charles’ kingdom now numbers only 51. He ruled supreme until an upstart known as ‘Ace’ took charge.

You may know Charles by one of his more familiar nicknames: the King of Hearts. The King of Hearts is named for King Charles I, or Charlemagne, after the great emperor who ruled most of Europe in the 700s. On some cards, his robe is lined with fur to indicate he is first among kings.

In fact, all playing cards that show a person on them have names. These cards are called court cards or face cards. During the 1400s playing cards became very popular in Europe. French manufacturers made more cards than any other nation. It was their idea to name the face cards. They are named for four of the greatest kings in the history of the ancient world.

The King of Spades is David, after the biblical King David. Long ago David ruled the kingdom of Israel. According to the Bible, as a young man David defeated the giant Goliath with a simple slingshot. Once he became king, David captured the city of Jerusalem and made it his capital.

The King of Clubs is named for Alexander the Great. More than two thousand years ago Alexander was king of Macedonia, a country near Greece. He conquered most of the known world before his death at age 33. Look carefully at the King of Clubs and you will usually find a ball-like object, or orb, somewhere in the design. The orb represents the world that Alexander ruled.

All of the kings in a pack of cards are holding swords except for the King of Diamonds. Instead of a sword, he is holding an axe. The King of Diamonds represents Julius Caesar, a general and leader of the mighty Roman Empire. The month of July is named for him. The words ‘kaiser’ and ‘tsar’, both meaning a type of king or great leader of people, come from the word ‘Caesar’.

The ladies of the pack were not overlooked. The Queen of Hearts was known as Judith. Judith lived during biblical times. She was a hero to her people after she killed the leader of an enemy army. Her story was very popular during medieval times, when playing-cards became popular in Europe. Another popular figure was Rachel, biblical wife of Jacob. People loved this couple’s romantic love story. The Queen of Diamonds is named for her.

The Queen of Clubs was a mystery figure named Argine. No one knows who Argine was. Some think her name is a word puzzle, for if you rearrange the letters they spell regina, which is the Latin word for ‘queen’. The Queen of Spades is called Pallas after the Greek goddess of war. Sometimes called Athena, she appears in Greek stories fighting bravely alongside her generals, giving them wise advice and leading by example. She was one of the most popular gods in the ancient Greek religion.  

No royal court is without its servants. In ancient times the king’s man was called a knave. Knave could mean anything from a young servant boy, to a soldier, to a prince. Sometimes it even meant scoundrel or villain. In a deck of cards, ‘knaves’ are now known as ‘jacks’. Charlemagne’s knave, the Jack of Hearts, was known as La Hire. La Hire was a French soldier who lived during Charlemagne’s time. He served with the French heroine Joan of Arc when she led her people in war against the English. He was known for his heroic exploits. The Jack of Hearts carries a battle axe as his weapon. Charlemagne’s cousin Ogier is more familiar to us as the Jack of Spades. Ogier was known for his skills with a sword, as shown on his card. The Jacks of Hearts and Spades are the only two face cards that are shown in profile. They are looking to the side and we only see half of their faces. For this reason they are sometimes called the ‘one-eyed jacks’.

The Jack of Diamonds was once known as Roland, a member of Charlemagne’s court. Later this card was renamed Hector. Some think it was named for Hector of Troy, a mighty warrior of that ancient kingdom. Others think he was Ector, another noble figure and half-brother to Lancelot of the King Arthur legend. Speaking of Lancelot, he was the Jack of Clubs. According to legend, Lancelot was a skilled archer. This is why the Jack of Clubs carries an arrow.

Named court cards gradually faded in popularity. Today they are known simply as kings, queens and jacks. But if you know where to look, you can dig deeper into the secrets of the pack. Grab a deck and pull out the face cards. Look hard for clues to their identity. Orbs, arrows and swords are more than fancy decorations. They are hints to what’s in the cards.

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I scored this sweet Fred dauber. Way cooler than beans.

Once upon a time not long ago, my daughter and son-in-law were visiting. One evening we went to a brew pub for dinner. In addition to great food and beer, it happened to be Bingo Night.

It has been ages since I played Bingo. I don't remember exactly when, but it was long before disposable Bingo sheets and fancy daubers. We used more substantial cardboard Bingo cards and little cardboard dots and squares to cover any numbers called. And yes, sometimes we went old school and used dried beans. At the end of each round, we dumped off the dots/squares/beans and started over again with the same card. Recycle!

Bingo originated in Italy 500 years ago as a lottery game. It has been popular in America for nearly 100 years. In the 1920s, toy entrepreneur Edwin Lowe noticed Bingo at a rural Georgia traveling carnival and brought the idea back home with him to New York. It was a huge hit. It's still a lottery or gambling game. But it has been put to work as a fundraiser so often, even churchgoing grannies don't mind 'gambling' if they can tell themselves it's for a good cause.

One of the ironies of Bingo is that it is seen as a social activity. But you should have seen our table of six once the Bingo commenced. All banter ceased. Even cell phone interaction came to a screeching halt. All ears and eyes were on the caller and the card. Our meals were delivered, but they did not interrupt our game. Either you learned to multitask the dauber and the fork, or your meal went cold. Stopping Bingo to eat was not an option.

Bingo essentials

Next time we go out for Bingo, I want to show up prepared. I want my own personal dauber, preferably Lord of the Rings (Aragorn) or Wile E. Coyote. I am looking for a cell phone app that interprets the called Bingo numbers into a text, sort of like a cross between Shazam and closed captioning. Finally, I am bringing a feeding tube so I won't be distracted by silly things like chatting with my dinner companions, eating, and drinking beer. That's why I love Bingo - it's so social!