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I was amused by a recent article speculating on the popularity of yoga pants far outstripping the popularity of yoga. Apparently people are eschewing the expense and effort of actually taking a yoga class, opting to just wear the yoga outfit instead. Why didn't I think of that??

It's about time a women's clothing fad is something that is both comfortable and has a reasonable expectation to be flattering on most. Farewell, stripper platform heels! Sayonara, overalls and flannel shirts! Bring on the leggings and ballet flats! And what's all this squawk about the dreaded 'camel toe'? If you ask me, it's a small price to pay for comfort. The current women's athletic wear industry is a godsend, with its stretchy yet firming miracle fabrics and built-in shelf bras. 'Twas not always so. We've come a long way, baby.

Improving and maintaining one's health through physical activity has been around since the Greeks jogged up the steps of the Parthenon. Those nice ladies pictured below playing beach volleyball notwithstanding, exercising for health was directed more towards the gents until gender equality arrived on the scene 2500 years later. Around the turn of the 20th century in the U.S., two activities in particular resulted in women becoming more active and therefore needing a wardrobe update: bicycling and basketball.

Early bicycle manufacturers were so considerate to design a model that allowed women to keep their legs together.

Nowadays, keeping their legs together is the least of this team's worries.

The Colombian women's bicycling team. They must have held an 'Ugliest Uniform Design' contest. Winner!

A century ago, women were lucky to be allowed out unaccompanied and let the sun touch their delicate complexions. It was too much to ask that they be allowed to wear comfortable clothing as well. Heaven forfend any ankles might show.

Girls playing tennis at what would become Texas Women's University, Denton, ca 1904. Source: SMU digital collection.

Tennis togs have lightened up considerably since then.

JK - this is not an actual tennis outfit. Model Bar Refaeli has a new lingerie line. Why she is wearing it on court is a mystery to me.
Golf has always been a big ask for women, both for its misogyny and its [lack of] fashion sense. I can confirm the game's reputation for being misogynistic. I once had a lesson from a pro who stated I would never develop a quality golf swing because I was too, ahem, well-endowed. Looking at these outfits, I'm not sure what would get in the way the most - the boobs or the skirt.

Nowadays the view is definitely better, but golf clothes still have a ways to go IMO.

The widest swing of the athletic fashion pendulum has to be women's swimwear. Bikinis were all the rage in ancient Rome. Too bad the fad got lost in the shuffle until 1946.

Image result for ancient rome bikini

 In the early years of recreational swimming, one risked literal drowning by being weighed down in these hideous outfits to avoid risking personal shame by swimming in something more comfortable. 

Thanks to a fabric shortage during World War II and an enterprising French designer, we no longer have to swim in our pajamas. However, there were some bumps along the road. The Chicago police department, among others, had a hard time adjusting to the new paradigm. Swimsuit Patrol had to be the most popular beat at the station!

  

Exercise for fitness has cycled in and out of popularity since the days of laurel wreaths and togas. The most recent wave has surged forward to compete with our hundred-year obsession with American team sports. It it too much to hope more modest exercise fashions will cycle back as well? I was all for the less-is-more fashion philosophy until I reached middle age. Now the last thing I need is athletic wear that exposes the sun damage/wrinkle/cellulite-inducing sins of my past. If I don't push away from the keyboard and get some exercise, I'm gonna wish tennis skirts still covered the ankles. Time to put on my yoga pants and watch a yoga video.

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Here in the south, it's that fun time of year when spring thunderstorms overlap hurricane season. Whenever a storm passes through and we emerge unscathed, one of my first thoughts is: hurray - the power didn't go out!

I can handle rough weather as long as I still have running water (we're on a well) and an Internet signal. Some day I may write a horror story based on  a power outage. There is nothing so terrifying as punching the buttons on the microwave and nothing happens. Well, maybe one other thing: opening the fridge and no light comes on.

Being thankful for power puts me in mind of a great television program I saw about the genesis of the electrical power biz here in the U.S. If you have not seen it and you are a history nerd, give it a look. Inventors George Westinghouse and Thomas Edison were the original AC/DC duo.

I'm not going to pretend I understand the science here. But I have a good grasp of the publicity war these two birds engaged in. Both men were desperate to have their own technology perceived as the best, safest means of distributing electricity. In 1889 the Niagara Falls Power Commission (NFPC) was established to evaluate and select one for use at their plant. The NFPC was composed of experts in the field, and supported by wealth entrepreneurs who had a keen interest in the outcome. Whatever was chosen would likely be the foundation of the American electricity industry. Edison and his company, General Electric, held many patents on the DC (direct current) technology. The pressure was enormous to have DC selected. If a different technology such as Westinghouse's AC (alternating current) prevailed, obviously Edison would stand to lose money as well as prestige.

I wonder how this 'current war' would have played in the age of Facebook and Twitter. It was actually gruesome enough without the complication of Internet technology. Edison's main method of trolling Westinghouse was to paint AC power as dangerous. He documented the use of AC power to kill animals and even humans via electric chair. Let that sink in for a minute: He paid a guy to build and use an AC-powered electric chair at a New York prison to demonstrate how dangerous Westinghouse's product was.

I have a feeling Edison's antics backfired. The NFPC was not swayed by his tactics. As the Current Wars raged, the technology for safely transmitting and distributing AC power improved. Eventually AC proved to be easier, cheaper and safer to transmit and distribute over long distances. Westinghouse was awarded the NFPC contract in 1893. Edison and General Electric threw in the towel and made the switch, devoting their energies to AC research as well as DC. They did pretty well for themselves, didn't they? Both companies are still alive and kickin' even as we speak.

Edison may have been ruthless. He may have been an elephant-electrocuting creep. But he was also a genius, some say the Steve Jobs of his day, and the inventor of the little miracle that comes on every time I open the fridge (at least when we have power). 

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I about blew a gasket when I learned some morons painted over a mural by artist Blue Sky on a building in downtown Columbia, SC. It was a cat mural. My daughter loves cats. During her one of her visits, we made the block, parked illegally, and ticked off our driver (my husband) just so we could stop and take a picture of it. And now I'm glad we did.

RIP Adopt a Kat Mural 🙁

Now, these weren't your garden-variety morons (teenage vandals armed with spray paint). Nope, the mural was painted over on purpose by the actual owners of the building. That is a whole 'nother level of moron. I can't help but wonder (in very colorful language NSFW) what they were thinking. The building is nothing special. In fact, the mural was the best thing about it. I'm glad I didn't happen by while they were painting - I likely would've wrecked the car. Small chance of that happening, anyway. They probably did it in the wee hours when most unsavory and objectionable activities occur, the better to go undetected. Unless this is some type of weird performance art and they are planning to have Blue Sky re-paint the entire thing as part of a documentary, this whimsical mural is likely lost forever.

This got me thinking about other stomach-churning stupidities resulting in lost art, like the destruction of the Buddhas of Bamiyan in 2001 by the erudite aesthetes otherwise known as the Afghanistan Taliban. The two statues were hundreds of feet tall, carved in the 6th century AD into the native sandstone cliffs 140 miles

That gaping hole is where the larger Buddha used to be. Photo from dawn.com.

northwest of Kabul. The Taliban had their reasons, of course - don't they always? - but couldn't they come up with a more relevant activity to advance their cause? The Taliban destroying ancient art to make a political point makes about as much sense as the teenager who punches a hole in the sheetrock because his driving privileges have been suspended. He feels better at first (until the swelling kicks in) but the hole mocks him every time he passes by, and he ends up spending a lot more time and money making it right PLUS doubles the driving suspension, so. . . . how's that workin' for ya?

All that sandstone puts me in mind of another brain trust: (now former) members

Photo from MoronsRUs.com - er, I mean natureworldnews.com

of the Boy Scouts of America who topped a 200-million-year-old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park in Utah. And of course video'd themselves doing it. I can just imagine one of them saying, 'hey - watch this!' before the big moment.

Sadly, I could go on and on. Just Google art, monuments, vandalism, deliberate destruction - gah. Very distressed regarding the number of hits on these searches

. What is wrong with people? Imagine how much great publicity (and possibly even broad-based pop culture support) they could garner by destroying something ugly or meaningless, like early model Yugos or the CNN news archives? Until they figure this out, I'm speeding up the bucket list process. Already too late to visit the old Yankees Stadium (RIP 1923-2010) and Peachtree Rock (RIP 150,000BC-2013). Attention, morons: steer clear of the Taj Mahal and the pyramids until I can get there with my Instagram app.

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When my uncle passed away, his daughter, my first cousin, was looking for photos and other documents to help her write his obituary and make a presentation for his memorial service. She knew I had some papers that belonged to our grandmother (my uncle's mother) and I offered to look through them to see if there was anything she might want.

I didn't find what she was looking for - it's okay, we found it somewhere else - but I did find something I had overlooked for many years: my great-great-grandfather Ole Olson's 'declaration of intention' to become a U. S. citizen. It was dated July 25, 1887, sworn before the district court clerk in Smith Co., Texas (Tyler area). Here's a transcript of the letter in case you can't read the image:


The State of Texas

County of Smith

Be it remembered that on this the 25th day of July A. D. 1887, before me Clerk of the District Court in and for said State and County, personally appeared O. I. Olsen, Who being duly sworn according to law, did declare and say his is a native of Norway in the Kingdom of Norway and Sweeden. and as a subject of the King of Sweeden & Norway that he is now residing in the County of Smith aforesaid. That he is Fifty Five years of age or thereabouts and that it is bona fide his intention to become a citizen of the United States and to renounce forever all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince potentate state or sovereignty whatever and particularly to the King of Norway & Sweeden of whom he is now a subject.

In Witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and affixed the seal of said county this 26th day of July A. D. 1887.

E. S. Cook

Clerk District Court

Smith Co. Tex.


Fascinating stuff! Several nuggets of family tree gold here.

-This document more or less confirms his approximate age, which corresponds with census and headstone info.
-It serves as a reminder that Norway and Sweden were united from 1814-1905. My Norwegian ancestors came to Texas in the 1850s.
-I didn't realize he ever owned property in Smith County. The first Norwegian community in Texas was in Smith County. Originally christened Normandy, the name was later changed to Brownsboro. Normandy turned out to be an unpopular location due to poor soil and water conditions. Many Norse relocated slightly southwest to the Four Mile/Prairieville area straddling the Kaufman and Van Zandt county lines. A final westward migration when Bosque County was created in 1854 proved most successful for the Norwegians, who settled in the Clifton area. But my Olson ancestors and a few others, such as the Waerenskjolds and the Wattners, didn't make that third move. They stayed in Prairieville.

It's usually at about this point that someone says they must have misheard me. Did I say there were Norwegians who immigrated to Texas? Why, yes, indeed. More on that in another blog post here.

Back to the naturalization process:

Further checking turned up a very handy document from the Minnesota Historical Society. It's brief and worth a read if you're a genealogist. The gist of it is that the process of becoming a naturalized citizen of the United States was quite simple in the 19th century. You visited a court of record and declared your intention to become a citizen, then returned in five years with a couple of witness who would confirm that you were a great guy (sorry, ladies - since you couldn't vote until 1920 and rarely owned your own land, citizenship wasn't something to worry your pretty head about) and swore the oath of allegiance and cemented the deal. The document I found confirms Grandpa Olson completed the first step. I don't have any further documentation so far to see if he followed through. He died in 1913, so he more than fulfilled the five year waiting period from 1887-1892. If he did follow through, his new citizenship status extended to his wife and any minor children that may have been born elsewhere.

Today the process of becoming a citizen is more complicated, and in light of current world affairs and security concerns, I suppose this is as it should be. Naturalization has come under the purview of the federal government rather than local. There are ten steps now, rather than two. There are forms and fees and tests. It still could take years. You still could get turned down.

I'm glad I found this document, but I'm sad about how I came to be looking through those papers. Turns out my uncle who passed away was also named Ole (Ole Bob, to be specific - after all, we're talking about Texas here). More than 100 years separates me from my Norwegian ancestors who immigrated to Texas. But reminders still manage to pop up in the most unexpected ways.

Now that you know about my Norwegian heritage, maybe that explains why my latest book features a main character who was born in Texas and is a daughter of Norwegian immigrants. Check out my book, The Dala Horse, now available on Amazon.

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10-year-old Kaya Olson lives in a small Norwegian immigrant settlement in post-Civil War Texas. When her mother is killed, Kaya feels responsible. Can she uncover the secrets her family is keeping to solve the mystery surrounding her mother’s death?

 

 

 

 

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All the mayhem here in South Carolina thanks to Hurricane Joaquin in 2015, (which btw thank you for not making landfall - if you had, I would've been composing this from my ark) resulted in a host of water topics on my mind. Specifically, I set about collecting all manner of anecdotes and factoids about the massive concrete dam that's keeping the 763,000,000,000 (that's BILLION in case you have misplaced your reading glasses) gallons, give or take, of water in Lake Murray from washing away most of Columbia 30 miles downstream. 

Look carefully and you can see three of the six floodgates, open in 2015 for the first time since 1969

Lake Murray is a 50,000 acre engineering behemoth, with 500 miles of shoreline. It's fed by the Saluda and Little Saluda rivers. Its dam is 1.5 miles long and more than 200 feet high. Walking or driving across the dam, you get a sense this thing is impregnable. Then you watch some video of the raging torrents generated by Joaquin's 1000-year rainfall, and you start to wonder.

The original dam was completed in 1930, made of our famous red clay and bedrock. In the early aughts there were some concerns that the original dam might breach, not because of water pressure, but due to earthquake activity, of all things. This area isn't generally known for earthquakes, but some small ones have occurred over the past several years, so better safe than sorry! The concrete backup dam was completed in 2005, and boy am I glad. If I had known that the original dam was technically 'earthen', I would've been a lot more worried for the residents of Columbia.

During Joaquin, the local utility company had to activate the floodgates for the first time since 1969. They release water all the time to generate power, but those gates are different from floodgates. Can you imagine the heart rate of the engineer who had to push the Open button for the first time in forever with the added bonus of being the midst of one of the biggest weather crises the area has ever known? I can just see him/her: eyes closed, whispering, "please please please please please" . . .

A closer look at the 2005 backup dam looking south

During the flood crisis, I understand they did an emergency test of the floodgate siren that scared the ever-lovin' bejeebers out of Lexington County residents within earshot. Note to SCE&G: maybe let's work on our floodgate siren test timing??

 

When we first moved here, we eagerly devoured Lake Murray lore. Some of my favorites:

  • Some of the islands on Lake Murray were used as practice bombing targets by the U.S. Army Air Force during World War II. The Doolittle Raiders honed their skills on Lake Murray and elsewhere prior to their top-secret mission: the first American air strike on a Japanese home island.

    One of the B-25s recovered from Lake Murray
  • Bombs aren't the only thing the army dropped into the lake. In 2005 they recovered one of several bombers that crashed during practice. It's in a museum now.
  • One practice raid went awry when a business owner about 15 miles west of Bomb Island didn't get the memo there was a practice run scheduled, and didn't turn off the lights when he went home that evening. Thankfully the practice bombs were more like bomblets, filled with white powder rather than explosives, and no one was hurt.
  • The main engineer of the original dam, and for whom the lake is named (William Murray) had a partner on the project named (wait for it): Henry Flood.
  • Speaking of: when they created the lake, several communities were flooded. Homes, businesses, churches, and cemeteries are still down there under those billions of gallons of lake water. Talk about being underwater on your mortgage.
  • The second, backup dam received a prestigious engineering award in 2006, beating out other impressive projects including the Arthur Ravenel bridge in Charleston.
  • Most years, one of the islands on Lake Murray is home to over 700,000 purple martins from June-September. It's such a large flock it can be seen from space. During boating season, sometimes it seems like the people-to-bird ratio is about 1:1.

I remain completely in awe of the hard work and brainpower, not to mention our tax dollars at work, that goes into these mega-projects, especially when it means keeping the lights (and the Internet) on. Nevertheless, Mother Nature sure does find interesting ways to remind us who's really the boss. Stay safe out there, folks.

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A version of this article first appeared on the Unleashing Readers blog in 2015.

It’s human nature to be curious about each other. In our caveman days, the ability to detect whether someone was similar to you or very different from you (friend or foe?) was an important survival skill. These survival instincts remain with us today, but we go about evaluating ourselves a little differently. We still observe and make judgments about our fellow humans based on previous experience. As mankind has evolved, we have added the wonderful gift of language - now we can also ask questions! Among adults we see this in the tried-and-true conversation starter,‘what do you do’? With kids, that question doesn’t work as well because most of them ‘do’ the same thing - they’re students. More (and better!) questions are required. A similar question that works well in this process of discovery is not, ‘what do you do?’, but rather: ‘where are you from?’

You may think this is a simplistic question, yielding little in the way of learning opportunities. Everyone knows where they are from, you might be thinking. What’s so special about that? I would argue this one simple question can be more enlightening than it seems, for at least two reasons. One: not everyone is aware of where they are ‘from’. Secondly, when I ask ‘where are you from?’, I hope to encourage you to dig into your family tree and tell me where you are really FROM. 

The cool thing about this seemingly nosy inquiry is that it works equally well when turned upon one’s self.  One of the main sources of inspiration for my latest book, The Dala Horse, was discovering one branch of my family tree was Norwegian. As a Native Texan growing up in a big city, it was something of a surprise to discover I had Scandinavian roots. The closest I had ever come to anything Norwegian was when the Cowboys played the Vikings, and that wasn’t very often.

Occasionally my younger school-age cousins will reach out to me with questions about our family tree for a class project. I am so thrilled that family tree projects are becoming commonplace in the classroom. It’s the perfect learning opportunity. It combines history, math, sociology, geography, and the golden ingredient: it’s all about the student!

The beauty of a family tree project is that it easily incorporated Into existing classroom reading plans. There’s no need to add or adjust the reading schedule unless you just want to. Once you start looking at your current assigned reading projects through family tree glasses, opportunities for tying into a family tree project abound.

The connection is pretty obvious with social studies, history, or historical fiction books. But if you dig a little deeper, it can also be made with more mainstream books. Most have characters with a variety of ethnic backgrounds. If not, they may take place in locales that vary from yours. Either is a great jumping off point with this simple and adaptable question: ‘[character] in [book] is from [location]. Where are you from?’ And if your current assigned reading is somewhat homogenous, ask the students to write their own version of the story, putting it in a different locale or time period that has some connection to their own family tree.

Some additional ideas for incorporating a family tree project into your lesson plans:

  • Have students work up a family tree project going as far back as they can. It’s okay if it’s only two or three generations. Question marks in the family tree are okay. That happens to professional genealogists all the time!
  • Pre-select a 20 year time period (1900-1920; 1960-1980). Have the students create a fictional biography about one of the family members who was born within that time period. Extra credit if the story correlates with the age that person would have been within that era. For example, if teacher has selected  the era 1940-1960, and Uncle Kenneth was born in 1941, his bio should focus on what he would have been doing from age 0-19. Hint: best to keep this within the last 100 years to make family tree research a little easier.
  • Create some tickets, each with different eras written on them. Number of tickets should equal or exceed number of students in class. For example if you have 30 students, create 35 or so tickets. Divide total number of tickets into 3-4 different eras. Write the eras on the tickets and have students draw out of a jar for what era they will be writing about, again featuring a member of their family tree who lived within that era. This helps spread the research around so that everyone is not looking for the same handful of books on a narrow slice of shelving in your library. You can have them work together in groups, or as individuals. The groups can be organized so that each group is working on the same era so that you have a horizontal storyline. Or, group composition can be completely random so that you might end up with a more vertical storyline for the project within that group: one from 1920-1940; 1940-1960; 1960-1980; and so forth.
  • Students select a person from their family tree. Match something about this person with a similar topic from your school library and write a review of this book. Be sure to include the connection with your family/why you chose it. For example, perhaps Granny Louise grew up on a dairy farm. Select a book about farms, or cows, or the state or city where she lived.
  • Occasionally some students will have some difficulty tracing their family tree back very far. To avoid this issue, make the entire project about fictional or non-fictional characters that THEY get to choose. Create an imaginary family tree for that person going back three generations (self, parents, grandparents). Although the characters will be fictional, their significant life events (birth, marriage, school, death), geography, occupation, etc. must line up  more or less correctly with the fictional character. So for example a fictional family tree based on Hermione Granger would have a very different set of facts than, say, a fictional family tree of LeBron James.
  • I did mention math, up there, didn’t I? So I better include a few math suggestions. Compile a list of the various ethnic identities in your class based on what the students have uncovered going back to their grandparents’ generation. Which group is the largest? Smallest? How would you calculate these two numbers into percentages? Extra points for determining how your class’s stats line up with similar statistics locally and/or nationwide. Extra points for discovering what other parts of the country have similar groups. In other words, if the smallest percentage represented in your class is of Italian ancestry, where are the largest concentrations of Italian immigrants in the US?
  • Place all ethnic groups represented by your students in a jar. Draw three. Have students research whether there are any businesses such as shops or restaurants in your area that share a common heritage with these three.
  • Reverse that project. Have the class compile a list of several shops and restaurants in your town. Have them research the ethnic groups they represent.
  • Family tree programs and software are very popular now. If your students are old enough, you may lead them in researching family tree records online. In order to avoid any privacy concerns you can easily keep it very general and just look at for example census records for your town going back however far. A fun activity with census records is looking at people’s professions. If accessing these programs is not possible, allow family interviews instead.
  • One of the activities I suggest in the book is a good example of demonstrating how cultural traditions persist through time. Cultural traditions of Norwegians in Texas might seem an obscure subset, until you start brainstorming how many of our traditions we follow and enjoy share today had their roots in other ethnic groups. Challenge students to list the various ethnicities represented in the classroom. Pair these with traditions familiar to many. For example, St. Patrick’s Day is an Irish tradition. Mardi Gras = French. Kwanzaa = African American. I mentioned the Minnesota Vikings earlier. Sports teams often have ethnic cultural connections and are very familiar with many students.
  • Popular songs, artists, even instruments are a great resource for cultural variety. What are the origins of the guitar? Drums? What type of music is traditional in Poland, or India?
  • I’ve saved my favorite activity for last. After completing their family tree research, each student must find something in their research that connects them with at least one other student. For example, perhaps student 1 had a grandfather who was in the Navy during World War II, and student 2 had an ancestor who emigrated to the United States after World War II. Be lenient with the connections. This is a great activity for class-wide brainstorming. A spider diagram on a white board or any display that could be left up for a few days would be ideal for this. The project is complete when each student’s name is represented and linked to someone else’s in the spider diagram.

My wish for students is that they experience the eye-opening discovery that even though some of us may look very much alike on the outside, we may be very different on the inside. And of course, the opposite is true! Sometimes the people who look the most different from us on the outside are the ones with whom we find we have the most in common. There may not be many of you reading this now who have Norwegian ancestors who settled in Texas, like I do. But I bet there are plenty of you whose ancestors came here from somewhere else - also like me!

Tree photo by the author; map photo from Unsplash

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"The cock of the fleet." George Arents Collection, The New York Public Library Digital Collections, 1938.

Folks, if you haven't discovered the New York Public Library's Digital Collection yet, what're you waiting for? It's great for history buffs, writers, and knowledge-seekers of any stripe. If you're looking for an informative, entertaining rabbit hole that easily qualifies as productive procrastination, NYPL is the place to be.

I discovered this little gem tucked away in one of their cigarette card collections (apparently cigarette cards were the early 20th century version of Pokemon, with nerdier topics and better art). It introduced me to the term 'Cock of the Fleet', indicating which ship is considered the best within its group (or 'fleet' in naval terms).

Before anyone gets their feathers ruffled by this fowl terminology, let me assure you, spending only a little amount of time in South Carolina will dull your delicate sensitivities to this term being so freely bandied about. I admit I was a little shocked the first time I was grocery shopping at Harris Teeter after we moved to SC and saw a young man wearing a shirt that read COCKS. All in caps. Just like that, right across his chest. I had to go home, fan myself, release my grip on the pearls I was clutching, and Google. Turns out it's an homage to the state university's mascot (the Gamecocks), not an analog version of Tinder.

Oh and hey BTW one more little nugget I stumbled across: South Carolina's mascot is unique among the major athletic programs in the country. When you say you cheer for the Gamecocks, nobody says 'which ones?'. Take that, Tigers!

But I digress. Cock of the Fleet, or COTF as it's sometimes known, is a proud Royal Navy tradition.

Ships' crews compete in navy-related athletic activities, primarily rowing races. Betting is allowed, further enhancing the competitive spirit. The winners are awarded with a trophy or plaque, which they proudly display on board.

The crew of HMS Ulster celebrating a COTF win ca 1969

As the informative little cigarette card tells us, this tradition got its name because of a bizarre incident during the Battle of the Saintes in 1782 during the American Revolution.  As part of the larger goal to assist the Americans in their defeat of the hated British, the French navy hatched a plan to take over Jamaica while they were at it.

During the battle, the British ship HMS Formidable was struck by fire from a French ship, making a big fat mess of things on board. One of the crates carrying poultry became, unsecured, shall we say, and a rooster escaped. He spent the rest of the battle perched on the rail of the poop deck (and maybe that's why they call it that now), crowing his little heart out, cheering on his crew. Can you imagine? Death and destruction all about, your life flashing before your eyes as you imagine a forthcoming trip to Davy Jones' locker, and suddenly out of nowhere this rooster

COTF Trophy on board HMS Gambia ca 1952

appears and starts crowing to beat the band. If I had been there that day, dodging cannon fire and wishing I had paid more attention during swim lessons, I think I would have had to laugh that crazy hysterical laugh you can't control when something hilarious happens in the middle of something awful.

Maybe it was due to the crowing; maybe due to the British Navy's top secret new battle strategy known as 'breaking the line'. For whatever reason, the Royal Navy prevailed. Their victory had little effect on the American Revolution, but it did keep Jamaica out of French hands.

When the British Admiral heard about this cock tale, he granted a permanent stay of execution for the plucky rooster who cheered his crew to victory.  A happy ending for our fine feathered friend, and who knows, perhaps the ancestor of an equally fine fowl found on a football field most fall Saturdays in Columbia, SC.

A version of this post originally appeared in the 2016 A to Z Blog Challenge.

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As a certified History Nerd, I'm beside myself with glee that a former number one Broadway hit is about one of our nation's founding fathers. But here's the thing: it's not anyone most people remember from grade school history class. Not Washington. Not Jefferson. Not Lincoln (and how many of you would have stopped me there, because you know Lincoln was great but doesn't qualify as a Founding Father?). Let's face it: between teaching-to-the-test public education policy and fading Baby Boomer memory, who of us can be expected to remember that stuff anyway (if in fact we ever knew it to begin with)? So this is why I'm so amazed at this phenomenon: A show about someone hardly anyone remembers is killing it on Broadway. Alexander Hamilton never made it to the top job (President). Sure, he's on the money, but I think they just threw him that bone for being the nation's first Secretary of the Treasury.

Let's digress for a moment: Hamilton is currently on the $10 bill, which is nicknamed a 'sawbuck'. I say currently, because he's also been on the $2 (yes, we still have one and they're so fun - go get some next time you're at the bank), the $5, the $20, the $50, and the $1000. It tells you something about me that I love the cute little $2 bill, but I didn't even know we had a $1000. That's what I get for not going into the drug dealing biz. Hamilton's time on the $10 may also be numbered - there's talk of kicking him off it in favor of a woman. Back to the sawbuck: It's called that for a somewhat convoluted reason, but interesting nonetheless. Sawbuck is from the Dutch word for the common construction tool often called a sawhorse. The early models were more X shaped. That way, they could easily be used for sawing up logs. And of course X being the Roman numeral for 10, if 'sawbuck' = X and X = 10, therefore 'sawbuck' = 10. And there's the extent of my high school algebra (and Latin!) knowledge.

Hamilton is not the only pop culture history juggernaut. Turn is a recent television series featuring George Washington's Revolutionary War spy network. Mercy Street is about volunteer nurses during the Civil War. Texas Rising, about a few pivotal days during the Texas Revolution, aired with success. Underground, Vikings, Spartacus, The Last Kingdom, Boardwalk Empire, Downton Abbey, even Drunk History are earning millions of views from across a very broad demographic. So let this be a (history) lesson for all of us writers: there's plenty of material out there, and we don't even have to make anything up. As someone once said, this stuff writes itself.

This post originally appeared during the 2016 A to Z Blog Challenge. 

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You may have discovered a darling little television program called Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries. There's much to enjoy here. It's a whodunit, which I adore (we'll talk about my Sherlock addiction in a future post). The lead character and much of the cast is female, which is refreshing. But what really drew me in was the setting: 1920s-era Melbourne, Australia. Fortuitously, Miss Fisher has loads of cash and is a real clothes horse, so they go nuts dressing her in the most amazing outfits from that era.

Dancing Couples by Anne Harriet Fish appeared as a Vanity Fair cover design March 1921. It's part of the Swann Collection of Caricature and Cartoon available through the Library of Congress Digital Collection.

The clothes are great, the hair is great, but one of my favorite aspects of the 1920s is the Art Deco style. According to our friends at Wiki, Art Deco peaked in the 1920s. Like many things beyond ultra cool and fashionable, this art style originated in France. It features bold colors and uncluttered geometric shapes. Its emphasis on the glory of the man-made often renders something of an homage to the mechanical and industrial boom taking place in society after World War I.

The 1920s were a pivotal era, ushering in a phenomenal amount of societal change in a relatively short time. It's often said the invention of the mobile phone and the Internet have impacted society in an unprecedented way. But consider the contributions of the Roaring Twenties: the impact of electricity, and the automobile. And with the coming of electricity, the domino effect of mass media in the form of radio and later, television and movies, both silent and talkie. Factor in the perfect media storm of electricity, media, and entertainment that spawned the cult of celebrity worship that dominates our current news cycle. They're all still going strong more than one hundred years after their debut. It's only fitting that such a magnificent age is represented by such a magnificent artistic style.

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The midway at the 1904 World's Fair, known as The Pike. And yes, that's where the expression 'coming down the pike' originates. Photo found at CrawfordDirect.com via Google.

I was doing some research about the 1904 World's Fair recently, which got me to wondering: whatever happened to the World's Fairs? All kinds of cool things went on at the 1904 Worlds Fair in St. Louis, the coolest of which perhaps was the introduction of ice cream served in cones. Thanks to Syrian immigrant Ernest Hamwi, we can enjoy the sweet creaminess without lapping it out of a bowl like my yellow Lab used to do. Two other personal favorites made an appearance there. Hamburgers were introduced to the world by a fellow known as Uncle Fletch, the owner of a small cafe in Athens, Texas. Now it all makes sense why, as a Native Texan, I can't quit my cheeseburger habit. Curse you, Whataburger! Oh - and the other thing going on at the fair (as if ice cream and hamburgers weren't enough): just a little something we like to call the Olympics. According to Wiki, this was the first Olympics held in a predominantly English-speaking country, as well as the first held outside of Europe. I'm guessing the event planner profession also made its debut here.


Admission to the 1904 World's Fair cost fifty cents for adults and a nickel for kids. In 2016 money that works out to around $12.50 for an adult and around a buck and a quarter for kids.

World's Fairs began, as all cool things do, in France. The first one was held in 1844. The idea was to showcase interesting, innovative products and inventions and entertainment and activities from a variety of countries. It's as if South by

But where is the flashlight app??

Southwest and the Consumer Electronics Show had an international baby. The fairs earned a reputation for introducing incredible technological advances to the world, such as the telephone, the electrical outlet (making electricity easily available to the general public), the diesel engine, the x-ray machine, and touch screen technology.

The fairs have been held in a variety of locations, which makes sense, considering its billing as an international event. U.S. cities have hosted them a dozen or more times since the first one in Philadelphia in 1876. The fairs are similar to the Olympics in that they are organized by a governing body; countries bid to have them; they are held to a certain schedule (every five years since 1995); and cost a bundle to put on. Unlike the Olympics, World's Fairs tend to linger from weeks to months, presumably to bring in as much attendance as possible and try to make their money back.

Spend an afternoon researching fairs and they will all start to run together. But a few stand out in my mind:

  • 1893 Chicago - loads of innovative stuff debuted here, including the world's first Ferris wheel. But they will forever be eclipsed in my mind because the fair was the inspiration for Eric Larsen's terrifyingly non-fiction Devil in the White City, about a serial killer who ran amok at the same time the fair was going on.
  • 1962 Seattle - I didn't realize the iconic Space Needle was a holdover from a
    The observation towers and pavilion of the 1964 New York City World's Fair in their heyday

    World's Fair. I feel like I should've known that. I've never visited Seattle. It's on the bucket list.

  • 1964 New York City - speaking of architecture, the observation towers made famous in the original Men In Black movie are not faring too well and are considered 'ruins'. But the Unisphere still stands. I saw it when were attending the U. S. Open a few years ago.

The last fair in the U.S. was held in New Orleans in 1984, and none are scheduled here through 2020. I guess we'll just have to be satisfied with CES and SXSW.

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